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Nyasha, The Black Girl On The A-List – New York Is Really A Shrunken Head!

“It amazes me that the producers of the Logo Channel show The A-List New York did not realize that the new cast member, a woman claiming to be Nyasha, was really a deranged shrunken head from the jungles of Brazil.  Of course she had on a dress and some makeup, but all you had to do was look at her and know that she was a shrunken head.  It was a horrifying close-call, and could have easily proven deadly.”  [Dr.

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Biggest Crocodile Ever Caught in Philipines

“This monster crocodile ate Dr. Gonado’s father 40 days ago, but now he has helped to capture his father’s killer with his own hands.  The Gonado family will take the first feces from this crocodile and keep those feces as a memorial to their beloved father.  It would take a crocodile about 40 days to digest a human being so we assume that the first bowel movement this crocodile has in captivity will most likely include just about all that is left of the man

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UNFUNNY Ricky Gervais — Anti-Christian? — Afraid of Muslims?

“In my opinion, Ricky Gervais is typical of a person with a misfit personality disorder.  Normally a person like this resorts to fitting in by being the class clown or the life of the party, but sadly, in the case of Ricky Gervais, he is unable to be funny or clownish — he is just probably sick.  It’s actually sad because people like Gervais can’t be helped. [Benjamin Switchy MD.  American Physiological Society For The Study of Misfits and Outcasts.  Beemerville, New

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Does Chaz Bono Have A Penis On Dancing With The Stars?

SIDE NOTE: “After his new gig on Dancing With The Stars, Chaz Bono will play the part of Roseanne Barr’s husband in a new TV series, “Roseanne, The Later Years After My Daughter Became A Lesbian And My Husband Turned Out To Be A Female-To-Male Transexual.”   The part was originated by John Goodman and Chaz has done a good job of looking like Goodman — except Chaz is 100 pounds heavier. The show will air in September on ABC Family

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George Lucas is an ASSHOLE!

George Lucas is an asshole.  He has the mind of a cretin.  A cretin is a person who didn’t develop proper thyroid function in the womb and emerges as a mentally retarded and deformed semi-monster.  [ Benjamin Switchy MD, University of Maryland] Dr. Switchy is very outspoken and rumored to be a cretin himself. “Jesus. Christ!  Are you fucking kidding me George Lucas? Just when I thought you couldn’t piss off Star Wars fans anymore, you somehow find a way.

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Muslim Group and Cops Clash At Rye Playland.

“The Muslim woman did not want to ride the ride without her head scarf and that was against the safety rules.  Then all hell broke loose”  [Head Scarf Expert, Sheldon-Gary Hartunis] Amusement park, Rye Playland was shut down Tuesday after cops scuffled with Muslims upset that women wearing head scarves were barred from the rides, witnesses said. Fifteen people, including three women, were charged with disorderly conduct and assault in the chaos, authorities said. The Westchester County park was packed with Muslims celebrating a

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MDA Kicks Jerry Lewis To The Curb.

“MDA could have done the gentlemanly thing by separating their association with Jerry Lewis.  They could have honored him in a public forum, genuinely thanking him for his efforts and his love for Jerry’s kids, and introducing the new guard — a passing of the baton, so to speak.”   [Edward Osler] I have never been totally disgusted with the changing of the times or in this case, the changing of the guard.  Jerry Lewis, the actor, the comedian, the director,

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Ronnie and The Situation Fight !!! But Is It Really Gay Love?

“They fight like lovers and I have seen enough lover’s quarrels to know one when I see one.  These two macho Guidos are gay lovers and society should leave them alone so they can stop venting their frustrations out on each other.”   Dean Traherne PhD, University of California, Burke-Lee, Department of Gay History and Culture. According to “Jersey Shore” insiders, Ronnie beat the living shit out of Mike The Situation with only a few moments to do it before MTV

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