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Status Update: Facebook Charge is a HOAX!!!! You Do Not Have To Pay For Facebook!

Most people are incredibly stupid — here is an example of how gullible and stupid people can be.  This is a Facebook status update that is going around. IT IS OFFICIAL. IT WAS EVEN ON THE NEWS. FACEBOOK WILL START CHARGING DUE TO THE NEW PROFILE CHANGES. IF YOU COPY THIS ON YOUR WALL YOUR ICON WILL TURN BLUE AND FACEBOOK WILL BE FREE FOR YOU. PLEASE PASS THIS MESSAGE ON, IF NOT YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE DELETED IF YOU

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Will Satellite Hit New Jersey? Nasa Warns Film Crew!

Satillite debris is hurling towards the New Jersey coast, and some experts fear that the bus-sized chunk of space debris will hit the beach in Seaside Heights where MTV films the popular show, “Jersey Shore.”  The towns are safe but the beach is in possible danger.  Even though the beaches are empty now that summer is over, there is a big movie being filmed on the beach and that’s where things get worrisome. The odds of anyone getting hurt on the set

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Alligator Tries to Eat 90-Year-old Florida Woman.

An 8-foot-long alligator sank its teeth into a 90-year-old woman’s leg and tried to drag her into a canal in southern Florida, a spokesman for the Florida Center For Reptilian Understanding . “The Alligator was trying to take off the old woman’s leg and drag her underwater too,” said alligator expert and conservationist Dr. Benjamin Switchy of the Florida Center For Reptilian Understanding. “She’s an old lady but she had some fight to her.  I think it was all the alchohol in her

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OFFICIAL: BOYCOTT TONY BENNETT’S NEW CD.

He no longer sings — he talks.  He is ugly and always was but now on top of just being ugly, he is 85 years old — wears an atrocious wig — has had tons of plastic surgery — smells like Barbasol and Pinaud and Wilderooter from the barber shop — AND — he thinks that Americans are the real terrorists.   “Are we the terrorists or are they the terrorists?” “They flew the plane in, but we caused it. Because we

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Is Chaz Bono Really A Man? Doctor says “NO!”

“Chaz Bono is not really a man– not for a second.   She has the genetic makeup of a woman and in reality she’s just a mutilated woman who takes hormones.  If you gave male hormones to the Raquel Welch she would grow a beard and get chunky and manly — there is nothing in nature that makes Chaz Bono an actual man.  It’s just an illusion.”  [Dr. Sheldon Hartunis MD, Chief of Gyencological Gentics, University of Antigua, UK.  Chaz Bono

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Tony Bennett Is A Senile Asshole — He Says “U.S.A Caused 9-11”

“I am not buying his new record because what he said was a disgrace.  I will never again buy anything that Tony Bennett does.  He’ll be dead soon anyway.  What is he..,like ninety or something?”  [Dean Traherne, 72, Palma Vista, Florida.] “Tony Bennett may have left his heart in San Francisco, but it now he’s left part of his brain in the garbage.  The poor old guy is senile and the glue from his many wigs has dug deep into

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2011 List of Emmy Winners. (Yawn)

The Emmy’s are so boring and every show sucks anyway — but here is a list of the uninspired and untalented who won an Emmy last night.   Kathy Griffin is so unfunny and so annoying and so “the same joke” that I stopped watching after 10 minutes.  Modern Family is very popular because American Society is getting dumber and dumber and dumber.    Anyway…the list. Outstanding comedy series: Modern Family Outstanding drama series: Mad Men Outstanding miniseries or movie: Downton Abbey Outstanding lead actress,

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Dr. Oz Apple Juice Bullshit. Is Dr. Oz A Fraud or a Hoax?

“Alternative medicine is another way of saying bullshit medicine.  It’s a way to get gullible people to give you money when they are not sick and a way to get them to give you even more money when they are deathly sick.  Dr. Oz threw his Hippocratic oath into the wind when he started going on TV to turn a buck — he is — how you say in English —  an asshole.” [David D. Mattia writing for The Damien

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