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Betty White Facebook Hoax About Balls And Vaginas.

UPDATE FROM BETTY HERSELF:  My Dear Damien, Thank you so much for trying to get rid of this silly prank on my behalf.  I can’t say that I am angry at my many wonderful fans for distributing the story, but I am disturbed – because of its content – that it has become such a sensation and attributed to me.  Of course I enjoy a blue joke as much as the next person, but this one goes just a bit beyond where

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Is Amanda Knox Guilty? I think So — and here is why.

I think that Amanda Knox got away with murder and my reasoning goes far above the simple fact that an Italian court found her guilty and there was evidence that put her at the scene of the crime.   No — I take it a step further. Her guilt became apparent to me as soon when she spoke to reporters only moments after arriving back in the USA.  Her very first words gave away the fact that in my opinion she

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October 4, 2011 — Facebook is in the process of crashing.

You might be noticing things are vanishing from your Facebook screen.  Do not blame your PC — Facebook is doing too many things at once and currently it is in the process of crashing.  Just stay on and make it even harder for them to fix the mess they created.  There is something mentally wrong with Mark Zukerberg — he compulsively changes facebook and overlaods the system.  Maybe deep down he knows that his reign over facebook is ill-gotten and

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What is Mesothelioma and Why Is It Always On TV?

I got this letter in my mailbox.  I don’t know why this kid chose me, but I guess I will answer. Dear Damien.  I see so many commercials about mesothelioma.  What is it?   (Amanda L**** age 9, Halifax, Nova Scotia.) Hi, Amanda. Before the disease came to national prominence because of all the litigation (legal stuff) going on to compensate victims and their families, Mesothelioma was a disease that nobody ever heard of — but that was then and this

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Janeane Garafalo Is An Asshole – or – The Rise of the Misfit Gene in Human DNA.

“When I see the American flag, I go, ‘Oh, my god, you’re insulting me.’ That you can have a gay pride parade on Christopher Street in New York, with naked men and women on a float, cheering, ‘We’re here and we’re queer!’ – that’s what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride.”  [Janeane Garafalo]      Yes, she said the opening quote at the top

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Ricky Gervais Back on Twitter – who cares?

After having spent all of about 25 days on Twitter earlier in the year, Ricky Gervais quit the stupid thing and called it “undignified” for adults and suspecting that celebrities just seemed to be showing off by tweeting with their other famous friends. If he wanted to tell his celebrity buddies about what he ate for breakfast, he’d just text them, Gervais said.  In reality he has no celebrity friends and this is a just another desperate plea for attention from the unfunny,

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Is Robert Osborne Ever Coming Back To TCM?

First his celebrity guest hosts said that he was “taking a well-earned vacation” and that he would be back in the fall.  Well it’s almost October and stilll there is no sign of TCM’s great host Robert Osborne.   Tonight, a new guest commentator, a film archivist, was interviewed my film critic Leonard Maltin.  We expected Mr. Osborne to be back by now.  Tonight was a totally new segment and not seeing Osborne was strange indeed. Several weeks ago I published a

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Mark Zuckerberg Kills Helpless Animals With A Knife.

Recently, Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg stated that he would no longer eat any meat unless he killed the animal himself.  So now, the stiff no-personality and socially awkward new face of Satan hasdone got himself a huntin’ license — YEE-HAW– and it seems that he recently brought down a bison.  During last week’s F8 (pronounced “fate”), which is Facebook’s annual summit, Zuckerberg showed off his Facebook page with an update about cooking bison burgers. That got people thinking: ‘Did the Facebook mogul actually

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