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JERSEY SHORE NOT CANCELLED. NEW CAST FOR 2013 ALREADY FILMED IN SECRET.

By on December 24, 2012   /   Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Joey Lawrence, Hollywood, Joey Lawrence, Top Stories   /   Leave a comment

Guidos and Guido lovers thoughout the world are grieving because MTV’s JERSEY SHORE has been cancelled…but is it really true?  According to one TV insider, the Jersey Shore show is totally not cancelled and filming of the new show with the new cast aready happened throughout August of 2012. “The new cast of Jersey Shore was already filmed without anyone even noticing and 9 episodes have been edited down from the footage,” said former “Bollywood” movie maker, Anna Pan-Nikko, a producer

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Evangelist Joyce Meyer Plastic Surgery? Joyce Meyer’s New Look Baffles Believers.

By on December 22, 2012   /   Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Politics, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Politics, Top Stories   /   34 Comments

“TV Evangelist Joyce Meyer has dictched her old church-lady dresses and tresses – opting instead to have a little work done on her face and adopting a ‘Goth’ look.  She looks like she has had a ton of plastic surgery and is inching her way to the Dark Side.”  [Dr. Sheldon Hartunis PhD and Fellowship Member of the Gothic Church of the Druidian Dawn.] She wakes you up early if you forget to change the channel or shut off the

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Newtown Interfaith Ceremony is Corny and it Mocks the Memory of the Dead Children

By on December 16, 2012   /   Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured World News, Top Stories, World News   /   Leave a comment

The Interfaith Memorial being held at Newtown High School is corny.  There. I said it and I am not sorry I said it. The whole things is so maudlin and dopey and politically correct in such a sickening way, that is an insult to the memory of the dead children. How does this cornball ceremony help anyone? I think that this ceremony has out-cornied anything that was ever done after 911.  It is a masterpiece of corniness and demented sentiment. People

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CHER IS AN ASSHOLE. PLEASE GET OFF OF TWITTER — EVERYBODY!

By on December 15, 2012   /   Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News   /   2 Comments

Here is the latest TWEET from old lady – old hag – old wax face — old vaginal dryness CHER. “Random… Went online to find the last time a Woman went on a shooting rampage that ended in a massacre ! Cant find Any ?” (CHER TWEET) Okay — this is important for all of my fans to read and share and tweet and talk about to as many people as possible.   Cher is an asshole !  She is a

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What’s Wrong With John Travolta’s Hair? Experts Explain.

By on December 8, 2012   /   Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Joey Lawrence, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Joey Lawrence, Top Stories, World News   /   1 Comment

“It appears to me that whatever John Travolta has done to himself, the end result has made him look like a bloated vampire.” [Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy MD PhD] It looks as though John Travolta is having an advanced treatment of spray on hair micro-fibers to create the illusion that he has a full head of hair. This spray-on technique is very similar to the one used by TV actor and famed singer/musician/composer/lyricist/author Joey Jawrence who used the spray on look while

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Royal Baby Sex and Name Revealed. It’s a Girl Named Diana-Elizabeth..

By on December 7, 2012   /   Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Politics, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Politics, Top Stories, World News   /   Leave a comment

[LONDON 8:40 GMT] – What is the sex of Kate Middleton’s baby?  What will she name it?  Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy, makes huge mistake by announcing it a week early. [LONDON 8:44 GMT]Official Announcement: Royal Doctor Accidentally Announce the Sex and Name of The Royal Baby.  Prince William and Kate Middleton “outraged.” LONDON 8:47 GMT:  A stupid mistake by a clerk in a London hospital has not only revealed the sex of the royal baby, it has revealed the child’s intended

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The Worst Christmas Shopping Catalog is SAHALIE — BEWARE!

By on December 6, 2012   /   Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News   /   Leave a comment

PLEASE — BECAUSE I LOVE MY READERS — DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM A CATALOG YOU GET IN THE MAIL CALLED “SAHALIE” — THE “SAHALIE CATLOG” SHOULD BE BANISHED FROM THE HOME OR USED ONLY TO START UP THE FIREPLACE.  I AM NOT JOKING.  Right now is the biggest time for online Christmas Shopping and there are nice catalogs, boring catalogs and useless catalogs.  There is, however, one catalog you must avoid at all costs — one called SAHALIE.  A lot

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Funniest Web Series “Have You Met Miss Jones”

By on November 30, 2012   /   Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured Politics, Featured World News, Hollywood, Politics, Top Stories, World News   /   5 Comments

  NOTE TO MY READERS: I have included the pilot episode in its entirety. It should appear right over this paragraph. Please watch and enjoy “HAVE YOU MET MISS JONES” starring the legendary Patty McCormack.  A lot of people ask me about what I watch on American TV or what’s my favourite show, and normally I don’t have a solid answer.  Of course I like the usual — Seinfeld and Tosh.0 and Monk or Downton Abbey — stuff like that.  Lately,

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