PLEASE — BECAUSE I LOVE MY READERS — DO NOT BUY ANYTHING FROM A CATALOG YOU GET IN THE MAIL CALLED “SAHALIE” — THE “SAHALIE CATLOG” SHOULD BE BANISHED FROM THE HOME OR USED ONLY TO START UP THE FIREPLACE. I AM NOT JOKING. Right now is the biggest time for online Christmas Shopping and there are nice catalogs, boring catalogs and useless catalogs. There is, however, one catalog you must avoid at all costs — one called SAHALIE. A lot
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NOTE TO MY READERS: I have included the pilot episode in its entirety. It should appear right over this paragraph. Please watch and enjoy “HAVE YOU MET MISS JONES” starring the legendary Patty McCormack. A lot of people ask me about what I watch on American TV or what’s my favourite show, and normally I don’t have a solid answer. Of course I like the usual — Seinfeld and Tosh.0 and Monk or Downton Abbey — stuff like that. Lately,
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Charlie Sheen has stated publicly that the show “Two And A Half Men” is cursed and that the recent remarks by one of the show’s stars – Angus T. Hall – is proof that there is something Satanic or evil inherent to the production of this show. Some ordinary fans are even suggesting that the show’s producer Chuck Lorre is pure evil. These wild accusations come as no surprise because in his much publicized tirades against the show and against Lorre, actor Charlie Sheen pretty
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“The entire copyright diclaimer presented on this new Facebook trend or ‘share’ is totally without merit and was most likely invented by the same group of internet pirates who seek to do damage to facebook traffic. [Dr. Raymond Tote-Tundy MD PhD; The Skylight Institute of Higher Learning and Internet Truth. ] New York USA/Antwerp, Belgium: A new post showing up on Facebook has some users incorrectly thinking they have copyright ownership of the images and content they post to the
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Rachel Maddow Suffering From Rare Facial Nerve Palsy. Rachel Maddow is finally getting treatment for a facial disorder that has plagued her since she was a teenager. The sharp-tongued American anchor at MSNBC — an American cable talk, opinion and news station — has been hiding a rare disease called DYSTROPHIC BELLS ATROPHY. “Rachel Maddow might be called ‘The face of MSNBC’ but that face is crooked and the effects of Miss Maddows neurological condition could be misleading her viewers. it might even be
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According to experts, a lot of intellectually limited gay men with IQs below the 90 range, seem to respond mentally when old ladies say sassy and “dirty” things — even if the old lady in question never said it. That sounds very unscientific and biased but it turns out to be true. YIKES! Last year, gay Facebookers spread a fake Betty White Quote about “balls” and “vaginas.” Just when you thought you’d seen your last fake facebook celebrity quote, the lower intellect homosexuals are are at it
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Dick Morris’ Election Predictions Are Always Wrong. He Is An Asshole. He’s fat. His face is blubbery. He speaks through his tiny and crooked bottom teeth like Eric Cartman, and his lower jaw goes in all kinds of retarded directions. He looks and sounds like a female-to-male sex change old Jewish lady — and he’s a frigging moron. Every election prediction he makes turns out to be wrong — ALWAYS — yet Fox and a few other networks keep
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