Damien Zone

A TRIBUTE TO #JAMES GANDOLFINI A poem by: Damien LeGallienne of TheDamienZone.com   The actor named James Gandolfini Ate his last hearty dish of linguini At a restaurant in Rome His sacred ancestral home The Seven Hills of Pavarotti and Puccini   Foerever he’s Tony Soprano We’ll write sad songs to play on piano And ask why is our god so terribly greedy Why’d he stuff James with baked ziti And forever take our beloved Italiano   Carmella will bring the canolis and the cookies with lots of pignolis Pauly Walnuts

EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND star, Doris Roberts recently emerged at an awards dinner in Santa Monica but nobody knew who she was. She had had so much plastic surgery and she looked so frightening that a lot of the celebrity guests thought that they were at Jean Stapleton’s wake.   More photos of Doris Roberts’ eye scars and facelift scars.  Doris Roberts plastic surgery scars. “Her eyes — her cheeks — her nose — her lips — her jaw —  it was

“There is no creature quite so loathsome as the American hipster.  They are rude, unknowing, ill-manered and intolerant urban rednecks.  They are the He-Haws of the Manhattan Mountains.”  [Damien LeGallienne] It’s possible, however, that European hipsters might be much worse, but we can at least thank the Euro-hip for their elitism.  They hate American hipsters enough for all of us. It’s always best to remember that the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and so, for the purposes of this blog entry,

The Damien Zone is sorry to announce that actor George Clooney is officially UGLY.  I know that sounds harsh, but it happens to be true if you believe the results of a recent study conducted in South Africa. According to that recent study in Human Cultural and Sociological Aesthetics by experts in Johannesburg, South Africa, 78% of randomly chosen people participating in a study of TRUE BEAUTY and PERCEIVED BEAUTY judged George Clooney to be a  LEVEL 3 UGLY on