EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND star, Doris Roberts recently emerged at an awards dinner in Santa Monica but nobody knew who she was. She had had so much plastic surgery and she looked so frightening that a lot of the celebrity guests thought that they were at Jean Stapleton’s wake. More photos of Doris Roberts’ eye scars and facelift scars. Doris Roberts plastic surgery scars. “Her eyes — her cheeks — her nose — her lips — her jaw — it was
Read more →How To Deal With Hipsters. Hipsters Are Annnoying? What’s up with Hipsters?
By Damien on June 17, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News / Leave a comment
“There is no creature quite so loathsome as the American hipster. They are rude, unknowing, ill-manered and intolerant urban rednecks. They are the He-Haws of the Manhattan Mountains.” [Damien LeGallienne] It’s possible, however, that European hipsters might be much worse, but we can at least thank the Euro-hip for their elitism. They hate American hipsters enough for all of us. It’s always best to remember that the enemy of my enemy is my friend, and so, for the purposes of this blog entry,
Read more →The TRUTH about Edward Snowden and the CIA.
By Damien on June 12, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Politics, Featured World News, Politics, Top Stories, World News / 1 Comment
Remember that you read this on The Damien Zone first — nobody else is saying this. Something is very fishy about the CIA whistle-blower guy Edward Snowden — in my mind, some of the stuff just isn’t adding up. Also, now that it looks like he might face charges of treason, why is the publisher of The Guardian so glib — talking about how he is going to slowly release the stuff he got from Snowden. When did the CIA turn
Read more →CIA Whistleblower Edward Snowden is Mentally Sick — Maybe Even Insane.
By Damien on June 10, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Politics, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Politics, Top Stories, World News / Leave a comment
Edward Snowden, the whistle-blower from the CIA who believes in his seriously damaged mind that he blew the lid off of a lot of secret stuff, is hiding out in Hong Kong with the hope that he can get asylum in Iceland — but he can’t do that. He would have had to be in Iceland to begin with to get that brand of asylum. What he can do, however, is seek refuge in the Icelandic embassy in Hong Kong, but he better hurry because
Read more →George Clooney is Ugly? Expert Study says “YES”
By Damien on June 10, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News / 2 Comments
The Damien Zone is sorry to announce that actor George Clooney is officially UGLY. I know that sounds harsh, but it happens to be true if you believe the results of a recent study conducted in South Africa. According to that recent study in Human Cultural and Sociological Aesthetics by experts in Johannesburg, South Africa, 78% of randomly chosen people participating in a study of TRUE BEAUTY and PERCEIVED BEAUTY judged George Clooney to be a LEVEL 3 UGLY on
Read more →Matt Damon’s Skimpy Bathing Suit — no meat? Is Scott Thorson a Liar?
By Damien on June 10, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News / Leave a comment
“Liberace was a real lady’s man, and in my opinion, if Scott Thorson said he was a homo, it’s a terrible lie and another sick and unnatural way for him to attach himself to a celebrity. That’s all he knows how to do and a leopard never changes its spots. His goal and the goal of a lot of people is to destroy the memory of Liberace, a man who loved his fans so much that he died from the side effects of a watermelon
Read more →Prince Harry Saves a Gay Soldier. What a crock of….
By Damien on June 9, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured Hollywood, Featured World News, Hollywood, Top Stories, World News / Leave a comment
Before I get to the “Prince Harry and the Gay Soldier” story, let me set it up a little for you. You don’t have to be a genius to know that The Huffington Post is a piece of crap, and that Huffington herself is a complete douche bag, and that the stuff she prints on her retarded “news” website is some of the dumbest and most childish shit it the history of the printing press. Arianna Huffington (nee Stanisopoulou) is,
Read more →Shark Warning for Monmouth County New Jersey Beaches is a HOAX!
By Damien on June 8, 2013 / Across America, Damien Zone, Featured Across America, Featured World News, Health and Medical, Top Stories, World News / Leave a comment
A “shark warning” for Monmouth County circulating today on social media platforms is a hoax, U.S. Coast Guard officials say. The warning, claiming to be issued by the U.S. Coast Guard and dated June 7, 2013, advises people to stay out of the water for the next 48-72 hours due to the “aggressive nature” of sightings in Belmar, Spring Lake, Sea Girt, and the Manasquan Inlet. A “shark warning” for Monmouth County circulating today on social media platforms is a
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