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DNA TEST PROVES: JAMES CAMERON is MARTHA WASHINGTON

DNA test have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the man who brought us the Titanic is also the woman who brought us George Washington.   Genetic Scientists at the United State Institute Of Immortal First Lady Imposters have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that blockbuster motion picture director and producer James Cameron is really America’s first First Lady, Marth Washington. “It seems that Mrs. Washington  is immortal and over the past three several centuries she has had to

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SNOOKI’S NEWEST BOYFRIEND IDENTIFIED!!!!!

Snooki has a new man and his name is ………. NICHOLAS DEBARTOLOMEIS  of Toms River, New Jersey.

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“JERSEY SHORE’S” SNOOKIE MUGSHOT PROVES SHE IS A BODY SNATCHER.

Seaside Heights, New Jersey police have found giant pea pods in the basement of the home shared by the MTV cast of “Jersey Shore”  and they belong to Snookie — an alien life form. DNA tests on the pods have proven that they are genetic reproductions of several muscular Guidos who have been reported missing over the past several years.  Further investigation by local authorities led police to a space ship that was hidden deep in the New Jersey Pine Barrens where

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Marilyn Monroe regrets that she can’t sing “Happy Birthday” to President Obama today.

The overhyped in death, sorta-slutty drug addicted Marilyn Monroe would have been 84 years old last June had she not had the misfortune of hanging around with the Kennedys and self-proclaimed acting coach guru Lee Strasberg.   Now there is nobody left to sing a breathy Happy Birthday to President Obama today — his 50th birthday.  Some people thought it was undignified of Obama to appear on “The View” but what could have been less dignified than having that train-wreck Marilym Monroe singing

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Sarah Jessica Parker Kidnaps Dee Snider and Takes Over Twisted Sister.

“I’m where I should have always been,” said the gay man’s and lonely fat girl’s true  heroine ,Sarah Jessica Parker from a recording studio on Long Island.  “I should have done this a long time ago.  I feel good.  The mole on my chin has grown back and my face is growing more and more abnormally long like the doctors told my parents it would when I was born.  I’m where I want to be.” These are pretty glib words considering that

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ANIMAL LOVING HYPOCRITES IN MASSACHUSETTS SAY, “KILL THOSE SEALS!”

First they let Jack and Bobby get away with murder and rape and mayhem with Marilyn Monroe.  Then they were all for oil free energy but they didn’t want the wind required turbines in their water.   Now, despite years of animal rights activism and liberal politics  in The Bay State, the dopey people of  Massachusetts want the  happy and cute seals who have taken up residence on their New England shores —–TO DIE! This week residents were ecstatic to see great white sharks treading the surf at Chatham

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Little People, Big Terrorists? NYPD Connects The Dots.

Not one midget was killed on 9-11 <——click here. “We just don’t think that midgets should be down here trying to do what normal people do,” said New York City subway patrolman John Brady as he kicked a midget dressed as Michael Jackson in New York Penn Station.   “It’s an insult to Michael Jackson and people of average height  and to all the people from five foot two to six feet seven who got killed on 9-11.  We don’t even want the mayor

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DOCTORS FEAR: “THE TOP OF LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S HEAD MIGHT BREAK OFF.

The scaffolding being erected around Leonardo DiCaprio’s head is not being done by carpenters as one would assume.  Rather,  it’s being assembled by a team of neurosurgeons who are desperately trying to stop DiCaprio’s over-sized cranium from lifting off and falling onto his shoulders. or perhaps shooting off into space. “If  the top of his gigantic head should seperate it could fall onto his shouders,” said Dr. Falko Strenz of the Hospital For Advanced Huge Head Studies.  “No matter whicc way

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