One of the key moneymen behind the proposed Ground Zero Islamic center said he’d abandon […]
Category: Damien Zone
ACLU and PETA announce: “We’ll help if we get publicity but really we’re just crazy people.”
A polite note to suckers. The ACLU and PETA will only help you if your […]
Steven Slater converts to Judaism – goes to work for El Al.
“God forbid I should make a nickel,” said airline steward Steven Slater aftera recent conversion […]
Steven Slater dismissed from Jet Blue and Miss Fern’s School too.
A lot of people, the folks at Jet Blue chief among them, are not too […]
DOCTORS AGREE, “Celine Dion’s son René-Charles Dion Angélil is remarkably not ugly.”
Doctors at Montreal’s L’hôpital Pour Les Enfants Laids [Hospital For Ugly Children] have closed the […]
Comedy’s newest “HAS-BEEN” Kathy Griffin wants to go back to 2006.
“I am secretly building a time machine in the house I live in on Life […]
KANYE WEST coming out with his own line of paper plate macaroni clocks.
“It’s sumpin’ dat I been doin’ for years and now that I am a success […]
JERRY LEWIS SAYS: “…and then I would beat the shit out of Katie Couric.”
Fresh off his recent tirade where veteran comic Jerry Lewis stated that he would smack Lindsay […]