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Chaz Bono Penis Transplant Donor Found!

“John Goodman and Chaz Bono have virtually the same DNA and a penis transplant from John to Chaz will be a sure-fire success.  The danger of Chaz’s body rejecting John’s penis is virtually zero, and that’s kind of ironic because women have been rejecting John Goodman’s penis for most of his life.”  [ Dean Traherne MD, North Dakota University of Medicine Division of Transexual Surgery] Celebrities always say that Hollywood is a small town, and in the case of Mr.

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Many 9-11 Families Dressed Like Slobs At 10th Anniversary Memorial Today.

“It’s not like they’re all broke.  Some of these people got a lot of money when their loved ones perished on 9-11, but some of these “mourners” showed up dressed like they were going to a three-legged potato sack race.” [ Sheldon Hartunis MD.]  Yes, they were there to pay their respects to their lost loved ones, but what was the excuse for so many people who attended the 9-11 ceremonies at the new Ground Zero Memorial coming dressed like slobs?   Today

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Corny and Corniest Facebook Status Update In History.

People are getting sick of Facebook status updates that are corny or sappy and sentimental — but this one is going around and it is by far the corniest Facebook update in history.    If someone you know has this as a status update — DROP THEM!   They are a moron. Here, for your reading enjoyment, is the corniest facebook status update in history. A college professor stood up on his chair and said “If GOD really exists then knock me

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Nyasha, The Black Girl On The A-List – New York Is Really A Shrunken Head!

“It amazes me that the producers of the Logo Channel show The A-List New York did not realize that the new cast member, a woman claiming to be Nyasha, was really a deranged shrunken head from the jungles of Brazil.  Of course she had on a dress and some makeup, but all you had to do was look at her and know that she was a shrunken head.  It was a horrifying close-call, and could have easily proven deadly.”  [Dr.

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UNFUNNY Ricky Gervais — Anti-Christian? — Afraid of Muslims?

“In my opinion, Ricky Gervais is typical of a person with a misfit personality disorder.  Normally a person like this resorts to fitting in by being the class clown or the life of the party, but sadly, in the case of Ricky Gervais, he is unable to be funny or clownish — he is just probably sick.  It’s actually sad because people like Gervais can’t be helped. [Benjamin Switchy MD.  American Physiological Society For The Study of Misfits and Outcasts.  Beemerville, New

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Ronnie and The Situation Fight !!! But Is It Really Gay Love?

“They fight like lovers and I have seen enough lover’s quarrels to know one when I see one.  These two macho Guidos are gay lovers and society should leave them alone so they can stop venting their frustrations out on each other.”   Dean Traherne PhD, University of California, Burke-Lee, Department of Gay History and Culture. According to “Jersey Shore” insiders, Ronnie beat the living shit out of Mike The Situation with only a few moments to do it before MTV

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Stephanie Abrams Weather Channel — SUCKS! Hurricane Irene Is Over-Hyped.

The world of weather forecasting now has an officially sickening on-air spokes person and her name is Stephanie Abrams.   This wide-hipped, loud-mouth, Casey Anthony boobed, dope has planted herself next to Al Roker and has made watching the Weather Channel’s coverage of  Hurricane Irene virtually unwatchable.  It’s bad enough that she is standing next to America’s most famous melted Hershey bar and severely imploded campfire-Smore-weatherman, Al Roker, but she is so frigging obnoxious that I am wishing that the hurricane sweeps

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Slain Navy Seal’s Dog Mourns Beneath His Master’s Casket.

A gripping photo of slain Navy SEAL Jon Tumilson’s faithful Labrador retriever lying next to the Iowa native’s flag-draped coffin last week in Iowa launched an Internet frenzy and international media coverage. On Thursday, a Google search found 177,000 hits related to the photo, including ABC News, the Daily Mirror in the United Kingdom and Huffington Post. The Des Moines Register’s story about the funeral, which mentioned Hawkeye, was still among the most popular stories on DesMoinesRegister.com six days after

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