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Sean Penn and Oliver Stone Mourn Chavez. Both Share Same Mental Illness.

As hundreds of thousands of mindless and poverty-stricken Venezuelans marched the streets to honor the memory of their ersatz dictator Hugo Chavez, Hollywood’s two biggest liberals issued statements that would have put them on Senator Joseph McCarthy’s list of anti-American enemies of the State had they lived during a time when Americans had more self-respect and dignity. The two Hollywood personalities in question are Sean Penn and Oliver Stone.  They should be jailed for life because they are too stupid to live with normal people.

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The Truth About Rory McMcIlroy – The Real Reason He Quit the Honda Classic.

“Congratulations to Michael Thompson, who beat a top field at the Honda Classic for the 27-year-old’s first PGA Tour win, and now officially becomes, ‘Oh, That Guy Who Won The Week Rory McIlroy Walked Off The Golf Course.’ That stupid Irish jerk is melting down because his lassie back home in old Killkenny-Karny called to say that she had dumped him and that he was nothing but a washed-up, ugly,  leprechaun.”  [Chinley O’Connor, Head Golf Pro at  the Ridge Theiss Patrol and Golf Club]

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Dennis Rodman is an asshole — Used Kim Jong-un as a sucker.

Rodman, known for his tattoos, body piercings and flamboyance, was in North Korea to film a sports documentary, and watched a basketball game alongside the country’s leader, Kim Jong-un from whom he must have gotten a really good knob It is rumored that Rodman likes to get knob and give rear end to fat and pudgy Asian men, and it seems that Kim Jong-un, with his fat wide cheeks, was able to accomodate all of Rodmans manliness as was his large fat Asian hole

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Sherrifs Department Warning About Lost Child or Person on the Road and Rape — HOAX

Did you get the following WARNING on your Facebook page today?  Did one of your MORON facebook friends send this to you or post it to your wall?  Here it is below. Sheriffs Department Warning! This is from the County Sheriffs Department, please read this message very carefully: This message is for any lady who goes to work, college or school or even Driving or walking the streets alone. If you find a young person crying on the road, who shows

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Did Oscar Host Seth MacFarlane get a hairpice or a toupee or a rug?

 SETH MacFarlane’s Hair looked like this. {LOS ANGELES, CA 9:52pmEST}  Academy Award watchers were shocked to see that this year’s host Seth MacFarlane took the stage wearing the worst toupee in the history of Hollywood toupees.  The hairpiece he was wearing was so bad that only moments before the show started,  makeup and hair people associated with show begged the balding voice of Family Guy to let them fit him with a better hairpiece, but he refused and assumed they

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What is Wrong With Renee Zellweger’s Face?

What happened to Renee Zellweger’s face?  She appeared on tonight’s Oscar’s with the rest of the cast from the fim “CHICAGO” and a lot of people were shocked by the changes in her face. Hollywood facial surgeon and reconstruction expert Dr. Dean Traherne MD F.A.C.S. had this to say: “Renee Zellweger looks like she has had far too much plastic surgery and laser skin peels.  Her eyes are stretched and barely able to open.  You can tell by the extreme shine on

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Seth MacFarlane’s Toupee or Hairpiece Shocks Academy Award Viewers.

{LOS ANGELES, CA 9:52pmEST}  Academy Award watchers were shocked to see that this year’s host Seth MacFarlane took the stage wearing the worst toupee in the history of Hollywood toupees.  The hairpiece he was wearing was so bad that only moments before the show started,  makeup and hair people associated with show begged the balding voice of Family Guy to let them fit him with a better hairpiece, but he refused and assumed they were joking. “Seth is in serious denial.  His hairpiece

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Web Series Star, Angelina Jones to host SNL on March 23, 2013 With Musical Guest Bruno Mars.

He may have sold a zillion records and he’s probably the biggest thing to come out of Hawaii since canned Pineapples, but singing star Bruno Mars might have to pump up his star power a few notches when  he appears as the “musical guest” on NBC’s SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE this coming March 23rd.   Seems Mars might get sent into another orbit by the host for that night’s show — none other than webseries star Angelina Jones. Yes, it’s true, the

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