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Creepy Aryan Toaster Strudel Kid — kicks down door like Gestapo child.

Toaster Strudel is a very popular quick breakfast treat, and it’s a great idea in a pinch when guests stay over and you need to put out something that goes great with coffee. It’s very….Continental and it goes with eggs and bacon and toast and Aryan Supremacy. What? Did I just say, Aryan Supremacy? Unfortunately, I did. I said it because anyone who has seen the latest Toaster Strudel commercial might have noticed that the product now has it’s own

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Lady Gaga and Joey Lawrence are in love? That’s the Hollywood Gossip.

Veteran TV actor and musician Joey Lawrence and controversial singer-songwriter Lady Gaga seem to be spending a lot of quality time together, and it first it was assumed around Hollywood that the two were planning a concert tour or something. But now it’s pretty obvious that Joey and Gaga are an item — and tongues are wagging. At first glance Joey Lawrence and Lady Gaga seem to be an odd pairing. He’s a family-oriented kind of actor who has been

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Baby Elephant Crys Tears When Mother Rejects Him — Story is NOT TRUE.

The morons of Facebook are at it again, and this time it’s the even bigger idiots at MSN who have been hoodwinked. The baby elephant who sheds tears thing — did you read it? Did some imbecile from your Facebook page send you the article? Did all of your friends and their friends share in the sad moment with stupid and maudlin comments? Of course — no need to lie about it. Shit happens and you get suckered in —

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Nancy Pelosi is Lying About Her Grandson

Nancy Pelosi — is a plastic surgery junkie and a liar — but she has some really, really, really  deep conversations with her kindergarten-age grandson about world affairs. In spite of the fact that the mini-Pelosi is only 5-years-old — which isn’t even as old as his grandmother’s most recent face — the little tyke is a source of very important opinions and observations.  He recently helped his creepy grandma make an important decision about world affairs insofar as the

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John Cleese’s Take On Syria is a HOAX! John Cleese quote about Syria is FAKE!

Does the dumbness ever end?  First it was the mega-hit Facebook hoax about Bettty White and her talking balls and vaginas. Then it was the endless barrage of fake Dalai Lama quotes and Chairman Mao quotes and Castro quotes and Mother Teresa quotes —  and now it’s a whole new thing.   It’s poor old John Cleese — you know — the only guy from Monty Python who is still famous?  He is the latest victim. There is a story floating

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Study asks: Where are the hottest guys in the USA? If I told you the answer, you wouldn’t believe me.

Study asks: Where are the hottest guys in the USA? If I told you the answer, you wouldn’t believe me. When the American singer Connie Francis sang the popular song “Where The Boys Are”  way back in 1961, she was singing about her special Spring Break in a wild Florida town called Fort Lauderdale, but here we are, over 50 years later, and while there are still plenty of beautiful young college guys and girls who hit the Florida coast in

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THE TOP FIVE MOST UNFUNNY COMEDIANS of 2013.

THE TOP 5 MOST UNFUNNY COMEDIANS IN THE USA. 1) Joe Rogan — This guy is the epitome of unfunny. The reasons why he is unfunny are vague, and the vagueness explains why his handful of fans are so mercilessly dedicated to him. He’s “squirmy unfunny” — like Howard Stern used to be if you listen to his old stuff — and that’s where Rogan belongs. He belongs on Howard Stern circa 1989 — that’s how far his comedy has

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The Dead Honeybee Hoax. All This Buzz About NOTHING!

This honeybee extinction stuff is a complete hoax and the people who invent these insane stories and then invent ways to get media outlets to carry this crap are eco-idiots. According to most REAL sources, especially the California Almond Growers Association, 2012 was a record-breaking year for bees and almond tree pollination. Already 2013 is on the verge of breaking another new record.  The California Almond Growers Bee report and pollination reports has, for years, been the way ecologists monitor bee populations

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