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Three People Die From Taking the ALS Challenge in New Jersey.

It started with a trickle of ice and some cold water and now it has taken over the internet. All kinds of people, from high school jocks to 90 year old grandmothers, are taking the A.L.S. CHALLENGE to raise awareness about Lou Gherig’s Disease — and some of them are dying. Since the beginning of the summer of 2014 when people started dousing themselves and others with icy water and challenging others to do the same or donate to an ALS charity, the

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George Clooney’s Fake Marriage Helps Hillary.

“George Clooney needs a “Magic Johnson” wife to drag along on Hillary’s campaign trail, and it looks like they’ve found him one.  I wonder if George has even met the poor girl yet.” [Damien LeGallienne] The most recent jibber-jabber in the world of the American Simpleton is now all about the upcoming George Clooney fake marriage. Guys who do hair and women who do nails and housework — confirmed bachelors who work in retail etc., cannot get enough of this malarkey.

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Antoine Dodson No Longer Gay but LGBT Community Doesn’t Know It.

Why is this Antoine Dodson Facebook page suddenly so popular? In light of the recent life changes announced by Antoine — a guy with quirky talent who got lucky when somebody broke into his apartment in the projects — you would think people — especially gay people — would be more discerning about the people they “share” on Facebook — but they are not discerning. They’re morons just like their heterosexual counterparts who live only to “share” without concern or forethought.  That

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Pope Francis Excommunication Thing is Stupid.

Pope Francis, the new Pope who is beloved by the Simpletons of Facebook, has now cranked up the volume of dumbness and put the Facebook morons into blissfully idiotic overdrive. You see them on your Facebook page, right?   The people who say things like, “I’m really digging this new Pope,” and “This Pope makes me want to go back to church.” Yes, the Argentinian pop-culture Pope is getting really popular.  Trouble is — he is a phony and he’s kind of dopey and

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MISFITS RUIN RUTGERS CLASS OF 2014 GRADUATION.

While most of what I call the “S.W.A.F.” community — Students With A Future —  at Rutgers University are finishing up their studies and preparing to move onward and upward with their lives, their polar opposites — your garden variety  bunch of campus misfits and sub-mediocrities — decided they were going to cause some trouble. By causing this trouble, the misfits have deprived the normal-minded and otherwise academically inspired class of graduating seniors — Rutgers University Class of 2014 —  from receiving a commencement speech delivered

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Could Sanjay Gupta Spread Ebola Virus to the USA?

Sanjay Gupta MD is a doctor who makes most of his money selling books and being a medical correspondent for CNN. He’s not usually as annoying as most cable news correspondents, but right now, perhaps in pursuit of a Pulizter Prize or something, he has been traveling to Guinea – a former French colony on the west coast of central Africa — to do stories about the people there who are dying from the deadly and incurable Ebola virus. He

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Gwenyth Paltrow Dating Joey Lawrence?

Rumors are flying throughout Hollywood about the secret romance that might very well have caused the breakup of Gwenyth Paltrow’s ten year marriage to Coldplay’s leading man, Chris Martin. Many insiders believe that friction between the Hollywood super-couple, began as soon as Gwenyth started to pal around with actor/musician Joey Lawrence — a former child actor who found fame in such memorable TV shows as “BLOSSOM” and “MELISSA and JOEY” Producer, Mildred Scalfani, who recently shot the film “Bigfoot Adirondack

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SAM CHAMPION PLASTIC SURGERY?

TV Weatherman Sam Champion, looks like he has his face pushed into a 70 mile per hour wind — in other words — his face looks stretched and pulled.  Has Sam had some plastic surgery — maybe even a face lift?  It sure looks like it.  Something looks weird about him — is he just getting old or what? According to Dr. Raymond Totondi. a plastic surgeon at The Skylight Institute on Park Avenue in NYC, Sam is looking a

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