He no longer sings — he talks. He is ugly and always was but now […]
Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
Is Chaz Bono Really A Man? Doctor says “NO!”
“Chaz Bono is not really a man– not for a second. She has the genetic […]
Tony Bennett Is A Senile Asshole — He Says “U.S.A Caused 9-11”
“I am not buying his new record because what he said was a disgrace. I […]
2011 List of Emmy Winners. (Yawn)
The Emmy’s are so boring and every show sucks anyway — but here is a […]
Dr. Oz Apple Juice Bullshit. Is Dr. Oz A Fraud or a Hoax?
“Alternative medicine is another way of saying bullshit medicine. It’s a way to get gullible […]
Willow — Missing Colorado Cat Found 5 Years Later In New York City.
“I am not one to judge an animal, but her time in New york has […]
Lorraine Bracco — Plastic Surgery! She is the wounded warrior!
Lorraine Bracco, bless her heart, is doing her part by hosting fundraiser ads on TV […]
TCM’s Robert Osborne Issues Public Statement On Facebook.
After months of rumors and conjecture, Turner Classic Movie’s Robert Osborne has issued a personal […]