On Sunday, washed up old hag, has-been-who-never-was actress, Ellen Barkin, age 68, expressed her hope that […]
Author: Damien
The Damien Zone's quest is to seek out stupidity and dumbness whenever and wherever it may occur. We exist only to mock or admire human achievement.
Horse Set On Fire In Pennsylvania Struggling To Survive.
NOTE: THIS IS NOT A JOKE OR A ZANY STORY. North Star, a loveable family horse is […]
QUEEN ELIZABETH SAYS, “God Is Gay For Prince Harry.”
GOD IS GAY FOR PRINCE HARRY and experts at Buckingham Palace have set out to […]
Atheism As A Mental Disorder or Illness? New Studies say, “Yes.”
New information from a 22-year old study at a German University has many psychiatrists and […]
Ron Palillo — ARNOLD HORSHACK — DEAD and STILL UNFUNNY
Everybody thought his EW! EW! EW! – thing was funny — IT WAS NOT!. Everybody […]
ELTON JOHN CALLS MADONNA the C WORD! AND SHE DESERVES IT!
In simple terms, Elton John is a nice man. He does nice things for a […]
Chick-Fil-A Gays Are Angry At Anti Gay Marrriage Dan Cathy — his name is Cathy! LOL.
Wednesday, Aug 1, 2012, was truly a great day for fat, clueless, fast-food-eating, gays because […]
Michael Phelps in Speedos Not Making Waves With Gay Men.
M.A.M.A.B. members have been very unhappy with Michael Phelps’ lack of a bulge in his […]