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INNOCENT: Blagojevich to play Jack Lord’s son in remake of “HAWAII FIVE -0”
“It’s looks like a go ,” said producer Dano Suelek of Amibelle films. “I called Steve Katzenberg […]
EXCLUSIVE PICS: On board the plane when stewardess STEVEN SLATER lost it.
“The lady who was trying to get to her suitcase had cold cream slathered all […]
Fabulous gay flight attendant, Steven Slater, flips out and slides off plane in a bitchy huff.
“What a fabulous queen,” exclaimed passenger Frank D’Angelo, 81, of Brooklyn. “I guess she just couldn’t […]
Jamie Lee Curtis Fears: “Activia makes me shit my pants uncontrollably.”
Activia yogurt might contain bacteria that help your digestion, but when “actress” Jamie Lee Curtis, […]
PATRICIA NEAL DIES at 84 – Klaatu. Mirada. Nikto!
Actress and alien enabler, Patricia Neal, who won an Oscar in 1964 for “Hud” and […]
POLICE FEAR: “Sally Field tried to maim Doctor G. Medical Examiner.”
“Im just recovering from my injuries,” said Dr. Janet Garavaglia, known better to cable TV […]
DNA TEST PROVES: JAMES CAMERON is MARTHA WASHINGTON
DNA test have proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that the man who brought […]