After several operations in which singer Barry Manilow is attempting to transform himself into a […]
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So many people come grumbling out of shithole restaurants, but all they do is get […]
Doctors ask: “Does gender fuck comic “CARROT TOP” put steroids in his eyeliner?”
He used to be a skinny little stick of a kid, but now he is […]
Cast of “JERSEY SHORE” fears that Mel Gibson hates Guidos.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, the rocket scientist turned Jersey Guido and costar of MTV’s “Jersey […]
A teary Sean Hannity announces, “I am losing my sense of touch.”
First Rush Limbaugh went deaf and then Glenn Beck annnounced that he’s going blind, but […]
GAY PRIESTS IN ROME: SO MANY VOWS, SO LITTLE TIME.
A new scandal rocked the Catholic Church today after three priests were filmed at gay […]
France: Anger as Sarkozy Says Gypsies Pose Crime Problem – DUH!
France is getting what it deserves but oddly French President Sarkozy is not — he’s […]