WRITTEN EXCLUSIVELY FOR THE DAMIEN ZONE BY: Dave Mattia <–click and read about him.
NATURAL BORN KILLER
BY: Dave Mattia
Self-styled insane “Great Huntress” Melissa Bachman is probably the most hated person in the world at the current time. She deserves to be hated, and in a perfect world she will one day be mauled and eaten by a tiger or a grizzly or a wild boar.
Hopefully her last words will be screams of terror as a big animal turns the tables on her. I would love to be around on that hot and moonlit night when a pack of stinking hyenas fight over the scraps of meat that used to be Melissa Bachman.
Here is how this natural born killer describes herself:
“I’m a small town girl from Paynesville, Minnesota, who has been hunting and fishing for nearly 18 years. Yes I’m only 25, ( she looks a lot older) but I started at an early age thanks to my parents who brought my brother and I (it’s supposed to be ‘my brother and me’ you moron) out to the duck blind and whitetail woods. I’m sure it would have been easier to leave us home, but it’s their dedication that sparked my love for the outdoors.” <—–
So she inherited her murderous genes from her equally sick parents. Why weren’t they all eaten by leopards on a family picnic…why?
Kindly note that Melissa Bachman is a failed-wanna-be actress, and because she is a failed-wanna-be actress, she has to do something to get the fame she craves. I know that there are folks out there who will claim that the words “failed-wanna-be” might contribute to a redundancy, but in this case, I disagree.
Melissa Bachman is so useless and sickening, that she has achieved the un-achievable — she is a FAILED wanna-be actress. In other words, she never even made it to the wanna-be level.
She hunts — she kills and she poses with the kill. She wears full makeup and weird blue contact lenses because she looks like a taxidermist’s version of herself. The fact that she wears full makeup and fresh-from-the-salon hair to kill animals proves that she is a crazy person and that she dreams of one day hanging her own long face over a mantelpiece….at some cheap barbecue ribs joint in Shitsville, USA where she belongs.
Like many of the famous assassins who came before her, Melissa Bachman gets the attention of a world who ignores her uselessness and ugliness by killing wonderful animals — and she does it without concern. She has no legitimate talents or skills – she’s just a murderer and a vicious killer. She gets a rifle and kills from afar — that’s all she can do. That is her contribution to the human race. She is a monster — she is a blood thirsty fiend. She would shoot smaller targets from the Texas Schoolbook Depository but they stopped allowing that in 1963.
Melissa Bachman is the ultimate misfit. She craves attention so she kills beautiful animals. Well, now she’s got our attention — so now what?
Now she should be locked up in an asylum. Melissa Bachman is mentally sick and in my opinion she is a danger to all people and all animals. Certainly she has already proven that she is a danger to animals because she enjoys killing them. Do you see that monstrous smile? Only a sick person would be able to smile so energetically whilst kneeling behind a dead lion or tiger. IT’S NOT NATURAL.
It’s only a matter of time before she points her rifle at a human being. I think she is a sociopath and a natural born killer. She should be put away for the remainder of her life. Her photographic book of animal trophies is more than ample testament to her insanity and the threat she poses to all living creatures
The word must be spread to the folks in Washington DC. At the bottom of this brief article is a letter of petition that you should sign and mail to your US Senator and your Congressman.——————————————————————
In my opinion, Melissa Bachman, the big game hunter, is a source of great humiliation for the USA. Her most recent killing of a majestic lion in South Africa is destroying the world’s view of how Americans value the life of beautiful animals throughout the world. The image of the proverbial ugly American is embodied in this crazy woman.
She hunts big game and poses with their strangely posed carcasses as though she’s living in 1906 Rhodesia and she is Teddy Roosevelt. The trouble is that Teddy was prettier.
Mel — which sounds better than Melissa — proudly sports a high-powered rifle as she kneels behind her kill. These “awkward family photos” only serve to further spread the world view that Americans are gun toting cowboys who are only happy when they are shooting something or somebody.
Melissa Bachman is a crazy American person in search of a reality show. She is an American stereotype. She is the most hated woman in the world. She is a sicko. She is a MONSTER. She is a disgrace to the USA, and she must be quarantined in the USA. She is our problem and we must have control over her lunacy.
There is already a movement to ban Melissa Bachman from traveling back to South Africa where she’s loathed. The American government should take measures to make sure she is not allowed to leave the USA to places where she can hunt large animals. Also, her hunting license should be taken away from her in order to stop her from killing the beautiful animals of the USA.
Get off your lazy ass and find out the email address or snail mail address of your local representative. Send it. Let’s quarantine this monster before she infects the entire planet.