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Unfunny Ricky Gervais — Atheist Easter Message.

The law of American gravity states that it’s virtually impossible for a Brit to come to the USA and not impress us with his/her warmth, charm, styles and sophistication — but sadly now there is an exception.

Unfunny, failed-in-the-USA, comic and androgen-impaired, Ricky Gervais just can’t keep his ill-formed and transsexual mouth shut, and with Easter approaching, the world’s only unfunny British comic had to get in his digs against Christianity and religion in general.  He has learned the important lesson that mocking Christianity and boasting about Atheism is the best way to get attention in the USA.  It would be easier, however, for him to get attention if he pulled down his pants and showed his anatomically altered and/or failed genitalia.  If he ain’t a female to male transsexual nobody is. 

Anyway, Miss Gervais had to issue her  “Easter Message”  — here’s a part of the unfunny rant.  Note that she doesn’t mention Islam — unfunny, transsexual atheists are often cowardly like that.   The rest is a mockery of the the basic tenet’s of Christianity and Judaism.   Personally I don’t care what god she mocks, but the fact that she is so desperate for attention makes me sick.  She can’t face the fact that he is not cutting it in a country where we love our British cousins –don’t you know?

GERVAIS  – “To the Christians’ God by the way, it’s just as bad to believe in the wrong God as no God at all. The idea of other Gods is of course ridiculous to Christians. Supernatural poppycock. As if there was ever a Zeus; stupid, ancient, unenlightened superstition. And even if there are other Gods (which of course there aren’t) then the Christians’ God is the best. Hardest, smartest… just better. He would laugh at Zeus and call him a Greek bender. (I doubt that God is racist and homophobic but the Bible isn’t clear. Some bits go on about love and equality and others say you shouldn’t trust certain types and that laying down with a man as you would with a woman is punishable by death and is a bit sick and evil.)”

Of course all of this is totally unnecessary and undignified but she (Gervais) has to do something to try to boost her failing celebrity in the USA.  She thought he was going to be a big hit but instead she’s just a fucking lady-looking jerk-off. 

Here’s the thing Miss Gervais, if you don’t believe in God that’s fine, but since there is no God, that means there is also nothing to talk about.  No god = no subject and you can’t have a topic without a subject.  Let’s talk about your ambiguous sex organs and your testicles that were lost in gestation.    In England this whole thing would be ignored as would Gervais, but he knows that in the USA he will anger people and get some publicity.

17 Comments
  1. First of all, show me YOUR proof that Ricky Gervais has strange/altered/female genitalia. I am completely obsessed with Mr. Gervais (as well as his friend and co-writer Stephen Merchant), follow almost everything he does, and guess what? I’m an American who DOES believe in God. Ricky didn’t ‘fail’ in the US, a lot of Americans love him. There are comedians who are God-fearing Christians and who talk about God and religion and all that; you don’t see the atheist viewers having a huge fit about that do you? Just deal with it. You don’t think he’s funny? That’s fine, I’m sure he could care less considering he’s incredibly famous both in the UK and in the US now. The thing about Americans? We are babies when it comes to getting made fun of. His type of insulting humor is HUGE in the UK, if you watch their comedy shows a lot of their humor is like that. They can take a joke and for some reason most Americans can’t seem to handle it.

  2. Kelsi — if you are obsessed with Ricky Gervais you should get a restraining order against yourself. You sound like a dangerous sicko. I do not like Ricky and he is ineed a failure in the USA — AND — he totally looks like a female to male transexual — if you don’t like my opinion of his face and body, take a hike. You are a moron and you have no clue about the story. You can’t understand the story so don’t come back! Also — you wrote “I’m sure he could care less” — I HATE THAT! It’s “He couldn’t care less.” You are a totally stupid person, Kelsi . You are an idiot and I would like you to kindly not come to my website and comment. I would get sick if I knew that people as stupid as you were my fanbase — you belong with unfunny Ricky Gervais.

  3. Yeah, what an idiot.

  4. What an embarrassing read. Ricky Gervais has created a different style of awkward and sarcastic humour. It’s not his fault you lack the a sense of humour to understand him.

    As for being a failure… He sold the rights to the American office which is a massive success, which was created by himself, starred in Nights in the museum, the invention of lying, Ghosttown and not to mention the UK things he has done.

    What an undecuated personal view. I cringed reading this article.

    Get a decent job, your not cut out for this.

  5. Yes — Ricky’s humour is awkward alright! Anything about Ricky Gervais is embarrassing to read. I agree — I cringe when I read about Ricky — imagine having to write about him !!!!!!!!!!!

  6. I will leave my religion/opinion of Ricky Gervais out of this, but trans jokes aren’t funny and just offensive. Not to Ricky Gervais, I’m sure he doesn’t care, but to people who are actually transgender.

  7. Okay — just so you’ll feel better about my transsexual jokes — Let’s just say that he looks as though he needs to see an endocrinologist — PRONTO!

  8. “No god = no subject and you can’t have a topic without a subject.” Well what about all of the people who believe in god, ain’t that subject enough. You don’t need to have faith to laugh or make fun of people retarded enough to be religous.

  9. Believers have a subject — they believe there is a God — and so they talk about that God. What’s retarded is your fake racist email address and your overall ignorance — typical of a misfit — a loser — a person who has never and will never amount to anything– an outcast — a Gervais fan. Stay in Finland, you stupid loser.

  10. Ricky Gervais is a genius. An american fuckface trying to dismiss his sayings is just pathetic. Oh and by the way; there is no god or jesus or anything like that. Just science.
    Fuck church and religion.

  11. Loser — Ricky cannot get any contracts in American TV – he has failed in the USA — end of story.

  12. Transsexual, atheist, loser… This article just shows that you are a such narrow minded with no clue about anything. This article clearly shows by what you are an ignorant that knows nothing. You are embarrassing yourself, and you are simply a disgrace for the humanity.

  13. Adriana — I thought you got whacked out by Pauly Walnuts in the Sopranos?

  14. What a load of tat this article is. The Office US ran for 9 seasons and won 4 Emmy’s while Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant were Executive Producers of the show. So to call him a “failure in the US” is an unbelievably under researched and unintelligent statement. Further, religious nuts such as yourself only find an issue with Ricky because he methodically and factually takes your bible too pieces and exposes it for the rubbish it truly is, at the same time as entertaining hundreds of millions of people around the world. Couldn’t agree more with Diddsy, find a new hobby because clearly article writing even in this crummy forum isn’t for you my friend.

  15. Tom — you cannot read. Ricky Gervais is unknown in the USA. To be unknown is the same as failure in Ricky’s world because he aspires to be known and revered. It’s not happening in the USA. THE OFFICE is already a memory.

    Also, since you cannot read, why do you assume that I am a religious person? I know, again, you cannot read, but in order to accommodate your handicap, allow me to explain.

    It’s not “my bible” — I never stated anything about my religious views. I simply stated that Ricky tried to shock himself into American infamy with his whole atheist routine — nobody cared. It fell flat. It didn’t work.

    Okay — are we clear or do you want me to explain more.

    As far as my crummy forum goes, what have you written that is read by one million plus people per year? I agree that this spot is crummy but the content is not. Google loves me and I make a whole lot of money whilst investing about 15 minutes per day with my little shit stain on the web. Let me know when you can do that, okay?

  16. “As far as my crummy forum goes, what have you written that is read by one million plus people per year? I agree that this spot is crummy but the content is not. Google loves me and I make a whole lot of money whilst investing about 15 minutes per day with my little shit stain on the web. Let me know when you can do that, okay?”

    Some f us choose to not spew fictitious stories which is why we think you believe in GAWD

  17. Fuck you and fuck Hamilton Ontario — you sit on top of the world’s biggest babysitter — fucking useless country —

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