“Iggy died a long time ago,” said a source close to the former no-talent British dope addict. “He keeled over at a bar in the West End. They have put him back together mechanically but if you sniff him you can smell that he is actually a preserved corpse — just like David Bowie.”
Iggy Pop is a fucking nothing who is only getting popular again because he’s old and fucked up and the kids today don’t know that in his day Iggy Pop was a 4th string rock star.
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