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Greatest CHARLIE SHEEN QUOTES

THESE ARE, IN MY OPINION, THE GREATEST CHARLIE SHEEN QUOTES.  THERE IS NOTHING CRAZY ABOUT THEM.

“As kids we’re not taught how to deal with success; we’re taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?”

“Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn’t make you want to jump into that business.” 

” Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever. ”

 “Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there’s no manual, no training course.”

” I just don’t want to live like I used to. And at some point, I’m going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I’ve got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.”

” I saw 28 Days. I don’t remember rehab being like a day camp or being that funny. Rehab is a dumping ground. It’s a big landfill.”

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