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Piano found on sandbar in Florida — Barry Manilow?

Grand piano found on sandbar in Miami bay

This is proof that TheDamienZone.com was correct when we carried the story about Barry Manilow having plastic surgery to become a seabird — I am not kidding.  Click these stories we wrote many months ago.http://thedamienzone.com/2010/07/29/surgery-complete-barry-manilow-is-now-a-rare-seabird/ and then we followed with this one —  http://thedamienzone.com/2010/07/29/surgery-complete-barry-manilow-is-now-a-rare-seabird/

Grand piano found on sandbar in Miami bay
Wilfredo Lee A U.S. Coast Guard boat passes near a grand piano on a sandbar in Biscayne Bay, Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2011 in Miami. The piano recently showed up on the sandbar, about 200 yards from condominiums on the shore. The piano, which weighs at least 650 pounds, was placed at the highest spot along the sandbar so it doesn’t get underwater during high tide. While officials aren’t sure how it got there, they know it won’t be going anywhere unless it becomes a hazard to wildlife or boaters. (AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee) 

A grand piano recently showed up on a sandbar in Miami’s Biscayne Bay, about 200 yards from condominiums on the shore.

The piano, which weighs at least 650 pounds, was placed at the highest spot along the sandbar so it doesn’t get underwater during high tide.

While officials aren’t sure how it got there, they know it won’t be going anywhere unless it becomes a hazard to wildlife or boaters.

Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission spokesman Jorge Pino says the agency is not responsible for moving such items. And, he adds, unless it becomes a navigational hazard, the U.S. Coast Guard won’t get involved.

For now, the piano has become a fancy roost for seagulls.

2 Comments
  1. might I add that Barry Manilow is actually IN Florida right now with stops in Ft Lauderdale on jan 28th and in Miami Jan 29th

  2. I told the world about his surgery to become a bird back in July and August — there are several stories about that on TheDamieZone. Just put Manilow in the search and you will find three dealing with his transformation to a bird — why don’t people believe me?

    thanks for the support
    Damien

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