According to our expert astrologer, Countess DeRenzatto, there is no change in the zodiac as claimed by some lunatic Parke Kunkle who is just trying to turn a buck by changing everything.
“Imagine all the money you would make selling geography books if parts of South America sank or drifted west,” said Countess DeRenzatto in a fit of anger. “This charlatan Kunkle just wants to start a whole new cottage industry because he is a third rate astronomer who needs money and fame.
“Your sign NEVER changes no matter what happens. It is the sign under which you were born and it is the sign under which you will die.”
So, pay no attention to this new sign or any new zodiac stuff you see. It’s all a money-making scam.