Elton was not available for comment because he was getting his anus tightened so it can be like it was when he was 21 — they can do that now when you have an anal baby.
Reports are that the baby is a little chatterbox and that he even started dishing the dirt about the other babies in the incubators. Baby stylists are fitting Elton’s baby with a really chic wig — he will look fabulous!
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